Rose Nylund: I’ll allow it to be your responsibility, Dorothy
I vow. Pay attention, if there’s actually ever a night in which you can’t bed, I’ll reach your living space and sing “Kumbaya.”
Rose Nylund: The two group controlled more fertile herring seas off of the coast off Norway, thus of course, it seemed like it would be in their welfare to help you band together with her. Oh, child, are one a mistake. The truth is, it failed to agree with what direction to go towards herring.
Flower Nylund: Exactly. The latest Johanssons wanted to pickle the herring, and the Lindstroms wanted to train him or her to the circus.
Flower Nylund: Oh, not that style of circus. Good herring circus. Form of such as for example Ocean Globe, only reduced. Much, much shorter. But larger than an effective flea circus.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Uh, let me know, Rose, um. Ah-ha ha ha. Did they actually ever take an effective herring away from a canon?
Sophia Petrillo: Have you been joking, it’s a riot! We pulled this towards old man Peterson when they shown ‘Psycho’ on domestic. It said he would never ever walk once again. The guy walked! Well, good-night. [waves the fresh new knife up to] Nice ambitions! [exits kitchen chuckling maniacally]
You add an advertisement regarding the Personals column that being said We can do one thing getting seven dollars an hour?
Flower Nylund: It is good St. Olaf traditions- you keep riding if you don’t hate scent any more and you may and here you reside!
Dorothy Zbornak: Flower, I have see all of the wanted-advertising in the paper. Mine is not right here. Have you been sure your decrease it well during the magazine office?
Rose Nylund: Dorothy, your said exactly what you desired me to carry out good dozen minutes. People idiot may have complete they.
Dorothy Zbornak: Just what exactly? It’s right around an offer you to definitely checks out, ‘History teacher seeking to low-puffing China girl who is with the Wesson Petroleum and you can contains a beneficial resemblance to Florence Henderson.’
Jerry: [later, as Dorothy is saying good-bye having apologies so you can a great priest she accidently believe try resonding to the lady offer, Jerry happens barging from door and you may ways Flower] Hey, listed here is my eight cash. Let us start-off, Dorothy.
Blanche Devereaux: [Dorothy puts Jerry away, exactly as Blanche is on its way family] Women. Ladies, there is certainly a coach-load off Greek sailors away front. They wish to know how of numerous drachma you will find for the seven bucks!
Blanche Devereaux: A few of the things we did inside the highschool aren’t always compatible whenever the audience is people, eg being aside all day, carousing as much as, dating all other guy your meet
Trudy McMann: [merely located the girl partner in bed that have Dorothy] What type of people jumps for the sleep together dearest buddy’s spouse?
Jack McMann: [just after discussing Jack and you can Dorothy during sex are a beneficial prank] Jack, I can’t believe your went along with this!
Trudy McMann: Dorothy Zbornak, this is the very underhanded, sly standard laugh anyone’s ever before played and that i provides one point to say: son, enjoys I overlooked you!
Blanche Devereaux: Oh, better the most amazing question happened, it receive an excellent donor! And advanced meets! She was a resigned Mormon school teacher.
Blanche Devereaux: Oh, I will say! One renal is actually showroom new! As to the reasons, the fresh wildest procedure you to actually introduced courtesy discover Ovaltine!
Sophia: [to Virginia] I might offer certainly one of my personal kidneys however, I think you would go for you to you might manage.
Sophia: While the he never calls, he never ever writes, We simply listen to off your on Christmas when he sends myself a mozzarella cheese parmesan cheese nativity world. I am Catholic, I can’t bequeath a wise boy into an effective Ritz cracker.
Blanche Devereaux: Oh, Caroline, 12 months shortly after your lady dying isn’t really things. As to why, I have had some one call me whenever their girlfriend was in extreme care and attention!